FEEDLOG 2220-FEB-26

LUMITRUST COMMS-RECEPTION OFFICE

SAN FRANCISCO, UNITED STATES

[10:21] ⚠️ FAILURE DETECTED ON FEED LXC-2152b.

[10:21] > Restart the receiver, please.

[10:22] ℹ️ CURRENTLY RECEIVING COSMIC NOISE.

[10:22] ⚠️ I’M TELLING YOU, THE FEED IS DEAD.

[10:24] > Doesn't that feed come from an abandoned planet?

[10:24] ℹ️ CORRECTION: EX-MINING COLONY.

[10:24] ℹ️ NAME: ████████.

[10:24] ℹ️ HUMAN POPULATION: ~1000.

[10:24] ℹ️ AUTOMATON POPULATION: COUNTLESS.

[10:24] > I’ve literally never heard of this colony.

[10:25] > Did you try restarting it?

[10:25] ℹ️ OF COURSE I RESTARTED IT.

[10:25] ⚠️ IDIOT.

[10:27] > What’s this?

[10:27] > [Attached file]

[10:28] ℹ️ FINAL TRANSMISSION FROM LXC-2152b BEFORE BLACKOUT. EMERGENCY CHANNEL.

[10:28] > Decrypted, please.

[10:29] ❌ ENCRYPTION UNKNOWN.

[10:29] ℹ️ ESCALATING TO COMMUNICATIONS ADMIN.

[10:30] > Fine.

[10:34] > What do you want to do for lunch?

[10:34] 🥪 SANDWICH.